Wednesday, June 11, 2008

The Slimiest Creatures on Earth

This evening I found that I'd been walking around with a large, curved knife in my back for the last 12 hours. Who stabbed me? Oh, it was HR of course. Human Resources prides itself on pretending to be everyone's friend, but actually conspiring to shortchange you of what you deserve - your raise, your bonus, your health benefits. I was put in a difficult position recently, where I had to trust HR with critical information - against my instincts. Well, today I found out that this person did exactly what they promised not to. She explicitly said, "I will definitely not do xyz". Within one week mind you!

F*CK YOU HR - choke on pay stubs and burn in C&B hell.

(But please give me a raise and a big bonus, thanks.)

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